inbox.

[scornfully]

❝Hi, this is Arthur Pendragon's phone. Leave your name and number and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Ta.❞

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Comments

[scornfully]

Shut up. It's a serious threat.

[busy]

arthur, do you think i'm just going to go yank a rat out of the sewer? there are pet rats, from pet shops. there's as much of a threat as a new puppy.

[scornfully]

Yanking a rat our of a sewer is exactly something you'd do! And if it's "as much of a threat as a new puppy" then get a puppy instead. Honestly.

[busy]

you're no fun.

[scornfully]

And yet you still seem to like me.

[busy]

sure do.

[scornfully]

So I'll not worry too much about being no fun.