inbox.

[scornfully]

❝Hi, this is Arthur Pendragon's phone. Leave your name and number and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Ta.❞

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[busy]

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i think it's about time for that angry birds intervention.

[scornfully]

Are you sure? I think you'd look quite fetching in those.

no rush to get to this, i just had to!

[busy]

i picked you up a little something from the hospital gift shop.

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It's like you still don't understand my Merthur obsession ...

[scornfully]

You're terrible. Shall I tell you how many I can name, or would you like to guess?

[busy]

it's your dad's house, so i'm going to humour him for tonight. but tomorrow? we're sleeping in the same room. in the same bed.

[scornfully]

All right, but I'm settling an alarm so you can get back to the guest room before he wakes up. And no sex.

[busy]

Quick question, if I go to this costume party as Bond, will you be Pussy Galore?

[scornfully]

I don't think I've quite the bust to pull her off.

[busy]

serious question, what's your honest opinion of my cock?

[scornfully]

Ha bloody ha, Gwaine. Give Merlin his phone back.

is delivery an option

[busy]

[He's not good at apologizing. That's not to say that he can't or won't. He's just...not good at it. He doesn't even come to the door of Cabin Ten, just asks one of the residents to give something to Arthur. A s'more, wrapped in tinfoil. He didn't eat the last one after all.

He'd like that tinfoil back though. Don't ask, he's working on something.]

It is now • IM

[scornfully]

[ Arthur doesn't IM Merlin until later that afternoon, partly because he's still annoyed, but it's soon overtaken by the side of him that's actually pretty touched by the wordless apology. ]

So. I received your s'more.

[ And damn delicious it was too. He lifts an eyebrow. ]

Thank you.

[busy]

Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!

[scornfully]

Last I checked Chinese food didn't require the purchasing of condoms, Merlin.

hbh flavor

[busy]

in case you were wondering, you're much cooler than kid briton.

[scornfully]

So I should take the spandex all-in-one back to the shop?

hbh

[busy]

Left on Arthur's nightstand.

[scornfully]

[ A while later after he's discovered it / stopped grinning like a loon. ]

Before or after our date?

text

[busy]

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Jesus Cristo.

[scornfully]

There are no alphas among vermin, Merlin.

[busy]

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when do you get back again? i've done all these things twenty times.

[scornfully]

I'm not back until the beginning of May, Merlin. For the love of God, go and make some friends.

[busy]

are you on the plane yet?

[scornfully]

May, Merlin. I'll be back in May.

can't stop won't stop

[busy]

i'm watching a 'sex sent me to the er' marathon and taking notes.

Don't ever stop tbh.

[scornfully]

How is it you can make notes on other people's sex injuries but can't cope with the idea of me naked?

because i need things from you!

[busy]

tell me something, is it really kidnapping if it's romantic?

Thank goodness - my inbox has missed you.

[scornfully]

I think it's kidnapping especially if it's romantic. What are you up to?

midwife verse!

[busy]

what most people don't know about the vagina is astounding. hi love, i get home in an hour. thai tonight?

Good, gooooood!

[scornfully]

Do you know why I like architecture, Merlin? Because I can mention it in the same sentence as dinner and not be entirely put off my food.

[busy]

i found my new winter jacket!

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[scornfully]

In which case I hope you're planning on spending your winter without me.