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[scornfully]

❝Hi, this is Arthur Pendragon's phone. Leave your name and number and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Ta.❞

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[scornfully]

That's all good and well but it doesn't answer my question.

i swear i answered this who knows where it ended up.

[busy]

doesn't that count?

Pfft I went out anyway my love, all is well.

[scornfully]

It's hard to tell with you. Maybe if I phrase it as ... have you ever wanted to be with a girl?

i'm afraid i might've tagged someone else with it but can't find it. oh well!

[busy]

oh. no.

In which case you'll have a wonderful conversation starter.

[scornfully]

And before me had you ever wanted to be with a boy?

i almost hope it happened now.

[busy]

nope.

[scornfully]

I see. Well. I'll continue to hope that I'm not simply another phase as well.

[busy]

is that what you think? that you're a phase.

[scornfully]

Not absolutely, but I think I could be. Can you really blame me?

[busy]

people aren't like a shirt that you throw away, or a food craving. i might be socially...weird, but even i know that.

[scornfully]

You're not weird, Merlin. You're just different. Although I demand you delete this message immediately so that you have no proof I said otherwise the next time I call you weird.

[busy]

i don't mind if you call me weird. just don't call yourself a phase. you're not.

[scornfully]

I wouldn't mind if I was, you know. I'd just want to know about it before I got too attached.

1/2

[busy]

y o u a r e n o t a p h a s e. do i have to tattoo it on my ass.

[busy]

i'll tattoo it on my ass.

[scornfully]

Please tell me you're joking.

[busy]

you're right, not on my ass. i could only show it to like seventy percent of people there.

[scornfully]

Merlin! Don't you dare get my name tattooed on you - anywhere!

[busy]

see you when you get back.

[scornfully]

I'll call Lydia. I'll have you followed until I get back. Don't think I won't.

[busy]

lydia's tenacious. should be fun.

[scornfully]

Actually. You're too young to get a tattoo anyway. Problem solved.

[busy]

you're right. if only there were some way i could make myself magically look older...

[scornfully]

Using your magic for evil. You're becoming a super-villain already.

[busy]

you have a really strict definition of 'evil'.