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i could put it in a condom and swallow it.

Or pack it in your suitcase like everyone else.

well yeah, if you want to do it the boring way.

Well I'm not eating anything that's been inside your stomach.

well that just makes it sound weird.

No, it always sounded weird. That much I can promise you.