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In which case I'll try not to eat it all on the plane.

i think you should swallow some in a condom.

Yeah, I'm not going to do that.

well don't eat it all! it's your fault that i feel this longing in my loins now.

In light of all this I feel I should ask: are you more attracted to pastry than you are to me?

no. you're my sugar daddy.

We have to break up.

not happening.

Thankfully the decision isn't entirely yours.

i will woo you back with a mixtape.

[Just 'Dark Horse' and 'Wrecking Ball' over and over again.]

A dick pic would probably do it. Or a face pic. Or a legs pic. Actually just any part of you in picture form.

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will that do?

All those feelings you had about the brioche? I'm having them about you. I think I hate you.

we'll have a threesome when you get back. you, me, and the brioche.

What if the brioche gets jealous?

then i'll eat it and it'll just be the two of us.

How about I feed bits of it to you while I hold you in my lap?

aren't you afraid that i might nip your finger?

Not at all, because if you do I'll take the brioche away.