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[scornfully]

❝Hi, this is Arthur Pendragon's phone. Leave your name and number and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Ta.❞

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I LAUGH EVERY TIME I LOOK AT YOUR TAG.

[busy]

then i guess you definitely don't want to hear about the clitoris being a stamen.

WORST MENTAL IMAGE OF ARTHUR'S WHOLE LIFE.

[scornfully]

And there goes the sex drive. Enjoy tonight's wank and pad thai for one.