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[scornfully]

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[scornfully]

And I'll be a god, obviously.

[busy]

the one with the thunderbolt?

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Jupiter? No. Mars, perhaps.

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the one with the hammer? and tell me i don't really turn purple during sex.

[scornfully]

The one with the spear. And fine, you don't really turn purple during sex.

[busy]

i thought ariel's father was the one with the spear. neptune.

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Stop. You're making me sort out books to force on you.

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will you hold me down and read them to me?

[scornfully]

Does sitting on you count? I'll need my hands free to turn the pages.

[busy]

...wow i'm definitely picturing that.

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Fully clothed, Merlin.

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which god was the crusher of dreams, you should definitely dress up as him.

[scornfully]

Topless if you're well behaved.

[busy]

like i'm ever 'well behaved'.

[scornfully]

Precisely. It's why I'm not worried.