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[scornfully]

❝Hi, this is Arthur Pendragon's phone. Leave your name and number and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Ta.❞

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[scornfully]

I really am sorry about all this, you know.

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[busy]

don't be. i'd still be here, even if it was the couch. i'll get through it somehow.

[busy]

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[scornfully]

Jesus, Merlin. So you're thinking about me, I take it?

[busy]

i'm not thinking about the postman, that's for sure.

[scornfully]

Well that's good to know. Pervert.

[busy]

you know what i'm really missing though? my goodnight kiss. and my good morning kiss.

[scornfully]

Me too. And those peculiar kitten noises you make when you're on the verge of falling asleep. I miss them a lot.

[busy]

i do not make kitten noises. jungle cat, maybe.

[scornfully]

They're kitten noises and you know it. Complete with kneading and snuffling for nipples.

[busy]

the nipple thing has nothing to do with that.

[scornfully]

Ha! So, you admit you have a nipple thing.

[busy]

guilty as charged. yours are perfect, too. the way they stiffen up when i twirl my tongue around them. christ, can we talk about the weather or something.

[scornfully]

But I'm quite enjoying this. Maybe I'll lick my fingers and play with them - pretend it's your tongue on me instead.

[busy]

you pendragons will be the death of me.

[scornfully]

I should hope not. I quite like you alive.