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[busy]

Quick question, if I go to this costume party as Bond, will you be Pussy Galore?

[scornfully]

I don't think I've quite the bust to pull her off.

[busy]

Good point. Two, actually. Ok, you can be Glinda the Good Witch and I'll be the Wicked Witch.

[scornfully]

Still women, Merlin.

[busy]

We could both go as the Doctor. Five and Eleven?

[scornfully]

But then people will assume I like Dr. Who, which I absolutely do not.

[busy]

Eternally grateful that you didn't tell me that on our first date.

[scornfully]

Don't try to pretend it would've put you off. You were so besotted I could probably have claimed to be a serial killer and you'd have made enthusiastic conversation about body disposal.

[busy]

Serial killers! That's what we can dress up as. Do you have a favourite?

[scornfully]

No! Look. How about ... Morticia and Gomez Addams. That way we can feel each other up in the bathroom and claim to be keeping true to the costumes.

[busy]

Voulez vous coucher avec moi?

[scornfully]

Peut-être. If you're well behaved.

[busy]

Darling Gomez.

[scornfully]

Mon cher. Besides, I think it'd be good fun if you fucked me in a dress and red lipstick. Be sure not to take it off when we get back.

[busy]

Should I even bother with panties?

[scornfully]

Yes. But take them off halfway through the party and give them to me.

[busy]

You're supposed to say "trick-or-treat" first.

[scornfully]

Just so long as you hand them over.

[busy]

You're such a deviant. I love you.

[scornfully]

You must be rubbing off on me. I love you too, you big girl.