inbox.

[scornfully]

❝Hi, this is Arthur Pendragon's phone. Leave your name and number and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Ta.❞

voice | text | call | email

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[busy]

and you won't care what i call it once i start doing it.

[scornfully]

Or afterwards in the shower.

[busy]

i'm not so sure i'll be able to stop before morning. don't know if you've noticed, but your arse is fucking magical. seriously, forget angry birds. there's my addiction.

[scornfully]

I bet you'd have it for lunch every day if you could. And when we do it overnight can I at least rest a little between rounds? You can even play with it while I'm dozing and I won't complain.

[busy]

...seriously? are you teasing me now?

[scornfully]

No teasing. If you want to. It's nice for me too, you know.

[busy]

christ almighty, i don't even know how my dick got in my hand.

[scornfully]

So you like that, then? The thought of fondling my arse while I'm half asleep?

[busy]

yeah. i think about it a lot. just touching at first, seeing if i can make you shiver. then lubing a finger up and fucking you with it, nice and slow.

[scornfully]

Would I be on my front? Or on my side. I could let you be the big spoon if it means you'll slide your finger in deeper.

[busy]

i like being your little spoon. and you'll lift your hips if you're on your stomach, wanting it.

[scornfully]

I like you being my little spoon too. And I can't very well lift up my hips if I'm asleep, Merlin.

[busy]

oh in my fantasies you're able to do plenty of things in your sleep.

[scornfully]

Such as? Aside from lifting up while you finger me.

[busy]

let's just say it helps you find a way past that pesky gag reflex. not that you have much trouble in that area anyway.

;)

[scornfully]

I did at first, remember? But having your cock in my mouth's only gone from good to better. You're a surprisingly adept teacher.

[busy]

oh god, i was hoping that you didn't remember. i didn't think you'd ever let me near your mouth again.

[scornfully]

Merlin. Choking on jizz for the first time isn't the kind of thing you just forget.

[busy]

my poor artie. it's gotten better though?

[scornfully]

Oh god, don't. You sound like one of my old cleaners. And yes, much better, especially when I complain and you bring me ice cream.

[busy]

you had a cleaner. sometimes i forget just how different our lives were.

[scornfully]

Not just one - I think there were three in total, and all of them liked to give me treats. I was a chubby child.

[busy]

can't say that i blame them. i'd do the same.

i think i failed to seduce you through text.

[scornfully]

You were doing very well, though. Perhaps you should have phoned me - I like it when your voice goes all sexy.

[busy]

i think you're just too honest for it. but i love that about you.