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[scornfully]

❝Hi, this is Arthur Pendragon's phone. Leave your name and number and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Ta.❞

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[busy]

Keep your hands off your cock-

[Abrupt stop.]

-a-doodle-doo. Look, there's a family giving me dirty looks, I'd better go before I get kicked out.

[scornfully]

[ Have another burst of laughter. ]

For you, Merlin, I'll try to behave.

[ He's still chuckling. ]

Now apologise to that family for scarring them for life.