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rum tum?

The Rum Tum Tugger? He's a curious cat?

might have something to do with all the rum.

No, you've ruined my reference. It's over now.

the reference or us? because the first wouldn't be that much of a hardship.

That depends on how camp it would be to break up with someone for missing a reference to a musical.

is it something we can do for next year's talent show?

Gods no.

Never mind.