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What do you mean 'an ordinary rose'? Merlin. There's no such thing.

what about those long-stemmed red ones that everyone buys?

Just one member of the rosa family. And probably the most heavily tampered with, genetics-wise.

so you're saying that they're generic. i always thought so.

Most marketable things have to be generic. How else would anyone sell them?

do they sell those graham thomas ones?

Well yes, at garden centres. But not in the same mass quantities as red roses for lovesick couples.

maybe i'll buy you some.

They're a climbing rose bush, Merlin. You'd have to buy me a garden to go with them.

so maybe i'll buy you a garden.

Even you're not that ridiculous.

challenge accepted.

It's not a challenge!