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[scornfully]

❝Hi, this is Arthur Pendragon's phone. Leave your name and number and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Ta.❞

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[busy]

oh i will. y'all better believe it.

[scornfully]

Stop that. And I never said you could count me among the attendants.

[busy]

stop what? and of course i planned on you being there, you're the guest of honor.

[scornfully]

That "y'all" business. And please tell me you're pulling my leg.

[busy]

that's how i talk now. and why would i be joking, that's how i got the idea in the first place.

[scornfully]

( Uh-oh. Arthur's having a thought. Quick, stop him before he hurts himself. )

You go through a lot of phases, don't you.

[busy]

my mind won't stay still.

[scornfully]

So I've noticed.

[busy]

do you think it's sexy?

[scornfully]

Not right now, no.

[busy]

maybe later? could be just a phase for you too.

1/2

[scornfully]

We'll see.

[scornfully]

Have you ever kissed a girl?

[busy]

you sister kissed me on the cheek at her birthday party. she smelled like strawberries.

[scornfully]

That's all good and well but it doesn't answer my question.

i swear i answered this who knows where it ended up.

[busy]

doesn't that count?

Pfft I went out anyway my love, all is well.

[scornfully]

It's hard to tell with you. Maybe if I phrase it as ... have you ever wanted to be with a girl?

i'm afraid i might've tagged someone else with it but can't find it. oh well!

[busy]

oh. no.

In which case you'll have a wonderful conversation starter.

[scornfully]

And before me had you ever wanted to be with a boy?

i almost hope it happened now.

[busy]

nope.

[scornfully]

I see. Well. I'll continue to hope that I'm not simply another phase as well.

[busy]

is that what you think? that you're a phase.

[scornfully]

Not absolutely, but I think I could be. Can you really blame me?

[busy]

people aren't like a shirt that you throw away, or a food craving. i might be socially...weird, but even i know that.

[scornfully]

You're not weird, Merlin. You're just different. Although I demand you delete this message immediately so that you have no proof I said otherwise the next time I call you weird.