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[scornfully]

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[busy]

arthur, if we're going to be together you're going to have to learn my four holy days.

[scornfully]

Of course. On the day that you celebrate my holy day.

[busy]

try me again next year.

[scornfully]

No. After the trauma of this year I'm never going to try again.

[busy]

you're making me your last. see, that's romantic.

[scornfully]

I'll never try again with you. I'll have to give my roses and chocolate hearts to someone else.

[busy]

not unless you want them to get melted chocolate and potpourri.

[scornfully]

Melted chocolate can be sexy.

[busy]

let's find out.

[scornfully]

No, let's not.

[busy]

ok then.

[scornfully]

I miss you.

he could dress up like a woman

[busy]

i know. i miss you too.

... That won't be necessary!

[scornfully]

My bed's big enough for two. You'll have to come and visit one of these days.

[busy]

how about thursday?

[scornfully]

Ha! I wish you could.

1/2

[busy]

i could smuggle some of my cheap chocolate.

[busy]

i could put it in a condom and swallow it.

[scornfully]

Or pack it in your suitcase like everyone else.

[busy]

well yeah, if you want to do it the boring way.

[scornfully]

Well I'm not eating anything that's been inside your stomach.

[busy]

well that just makes it sound weird.

[scornfully]

No, it always sounded weird. That much I can promise you.