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[scornfully]

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[busy]

the kind that thinks about eating you out before getting fucked in the shower.

[scornfully]

I still can't believe you call it that, by the way. But I suppose I'd expect nothing less from a man in cartoon underpants.

[busy]

oh my god, nevermind. i'll just go look for some batteries.

[scornfully]

Hang on - what've I done wrong this time?

[busy]

[Merlin reminds himself that he needs to be more patient. This is all still relatively new to Arthur.]

babe, you haven't done anything wrong. it's just hard to tell if you're interested when you're focusing on my pants instead of what's in them.

[scornfully]

Of course I'm interested, I just thought you were teasing. I didn't mean to upset you.

[busy]

i'm not upset, i promise. let's start over. should i try on another pair of pants?

[scornfully]

Yes. Don't you have anything in silk? I imagine they're more fun to tear off.

[busy]

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do i look like one of those hot greek statues that you drool over?

[scornfully]

Better - Michelangelo himself couldn't do you justice. That and I've never wanted to have a statue do what you suggested before.

[busy]

and you won't care what i call it once i start doing it.

[scornfully]

Or afterwards in the shower.

[busy]

i'm not so sure i'll be able to stop before morning. don't know if you've noticed, but your arse is fucking magical. seriously, forget angry birds. there's my addiction.

[scornfully]

I bet you'd have it for lunch every day if you could. And when we do it overnight can I at least rest a little between rounds? You can even play with it while I'm dozing and I won't complain.

[busy]

...seriously? are you teasing me now?

[scornfully]

No teasing. If you want to. It's nice for me too, you know.

[busy]

christ almighty, i don't even know how my dick got in my hand.

[scornfully]

So you like that, then? The thought of fondling my arse while I'm half asleep?

[busy]

yeah. i think about it a lot. just touching at first, seeing if i can make you shiver. then lubing a finger up and fucking you with it, nice and slow.

[scornfully]

Would I be on my front? Or on my side. I could let you be the big spoon if it means you'll slide your finger in deeper.

[busy]

i like being your little spoon. and you'll lift your hips if you're on your stomach, wanting it.

[scornfully]

I like you being my little spoon too. And I can't very well lift up my hips if I'm asleep, Merlin.

[busy]

oh in my fantasies you're able to do plenty of things in your sleep.

[scornfully]

Such as? Aside from lifting up while you finger me.

[busy]

let's just say it helps you find a way past that pesky gag reflex. not that you have much trouble in that area anyway.

;)