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[scornfully]

Or women.

[busy]

but if it was solo, you'd watch it?

[scornfully]

No! Well. Maybe? I don't bloody know! Why couldn't you just wank in front of me in person?

[busy]

where would your eyes be?

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... On your cock.

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That's all I needed to know.

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Good. Now tell me why.

[busy]

If it's good enough for a perfect guy like you, then it's good enough.

[scornfully]

I'm not perfect, Merlin. And how on Earth did you go from watching cartoons and porn to worrying about your cock?

[busy]

you're perfect to me. and my singing voice is rubbish and bluebirds would never flock around me. that's the other thing i learned.

[scornfully]

You're a besotted fool. And forget the bluebirds, they're pests anyway. I'll hang around you, though.

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[busy]

will you bring a pizza? and i'll find out that i've lost my wallet and offer to pay you with my body instead.

[busy]

sorry. too much porn.

[scornfully]

If you were randy you could've always called, you know. Contrary to popular belief I don't mind stopping by to help.

[busy]

i can't let you see what i watch, you'd break up with me.

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As long as it's not animals or children I think I'll probably manage.

[busy]

yeah, not that disgusting.

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Good, then let's never think about it again.

[scornfully]

Although now I'm curious. What do you watch?

[busy]

erm. films. very artistic films that may or may not feature fucking machines.

[scornfully]

How do you fuck a machine?

[busy]

think it's more like the machine fucks you.

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And you call it 'artistic'.

[busy]

The lighting's really nice.

[scornfully]

I'm sure it is. And yes, by the way - I do think you're utterly peculiar.