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[scornfully]

❝Hi, this is Arthur Pendragon's phone. Leave your name and number and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Ta.❞

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Comments

[scornfully]

Is there a correct answer to that question?

[busy]

aren't they uncomfortable? they don't go up your ass? unless they actually do and you like it, which wouldn't work out so bad for me, actually.

[scornfully]

And now I want extra spring rolls.

[busy]

i choose it.

[scornfully]

Fine, but if you ask me a single question about it I'm calling it off.

[busy]

virgins are supposed to ask a lot of questions. it makes us endearing.

[scornfully]

Not about my bloody underwear you're not.

[busy]

i would ask what you'd like to see me in, but i've just got boxers.

[scornfully]

Merlin. It's fine. Besides, it's not like they'll be staying on for very long.

[busy]

don't be in such a hurry. you should savor the moment.

[Of seeing Merlin in his Scooby boxers.]

[scornfully]

Right - so you're going to tell me how I should be having sex. Okay then.

[busy]

i thought sex was more of a 'we' thing than a 'me' thing. because if it's not, i've been having sex for awhile now.

[scornfully]

You really don't need to talk me through your masturbatory habits.

[busy]

shouldn't you find that hot?

[scornfully]

I might, if it was happening in any way other than this.

[busy]

so tell me how i can make it that way.

[scornfully]

[ Seriously Merlin. ]

Well. You could tell me how you like to do it, and how it feels. Maybe what you think about while you do it too.

[busy]

[his ears feel hot just for reading that.]

you should already know how it feels.

1/2

[scornfully]

[ Brb, throwing him in at the deep end. ]

I like to touch myself through my briefs first. I push my jeans down just far enough - just to my thighs - and palm my cock until I moan. It feels so good, Merlin. Squeezing it like that until my pants get a wet spot.

[scornfully]

See? I bet you've done that before, but it's not about knowing how it feels. It's about enjoying my experience of pleasure.

[busy]

[Merlin doesn't text back. When Arthur's phone rings several minutes later, the call's not from Merlin's number either. But it is Merlin's voice on the other end.]

You ass, you made me drop my phone! I think it's busted now.

[scornfully]

Please. It's hardly my fault you're a moron.

[ But he sounds more amused than exasperated. ]

Besides, you're the one who started all this.

[busy]

Whatever.

[Can you hear him scuffing his shoe against the pavement? He's totally scuffing his shoe against the pavement.]

So do you still want me to come over?

[scornfully]

That's funny, the way I remember it is that you invited yourself over, on the promise of Chinese food.

[ He scoffs a little. ]

Changed your mind?

[busy]

I had to go back for your extra spring rolls. You can use the extra time to think about how much you want me.