inbox.

[scornfully]

❝Hi, this is Arthur Pendragon's phone. Leave your name and number and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Ta.❞

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Comments

[busy]

oh no, keep it. then we'll each have one.

[scornfully]

There isn't room in this friendship for two. I'll return mine. It's good to see you're making progress on the onesie front - congratulations.

[busy]

it's not a onesie. it's a secret identity.

[scornfully]

Back to square one, just like that.

[busy]

i just paid you the highest compliment known to man. you should at least offer to handfeed me giant strawberries.

[Which he's allergic to, but that's beside the point.]

[scornfully]

Yeah? My mistake. Merlin - please allow me to hand-feed you a dessert of giant strawberries.

[busy]

are you trying to kill me? what kind of thanks is that?

[scornfully]

See? Even if I gave you exactly what you asked for, you'd find a problem with it, Rum Tum. And people think I'm difficult.

[ Even though Arthur's obviously the Rum Tum Tugger and Merlin's Mr Mistoffelees. But whatever. ]

[busy]

rum tum?

1/2

[scornfully]

The Rum Tum Tugger? He's a curious cat?

[busy]

might have something to do with all the rum.

[scornfully]

No, you've ruined my reference. It's over now.

[busy]

the reference or us? because the first wouldn't be that much of a hardship.

[scornfully]

That depends on how camp it would be to break up with someone for missing a reference to a musical.

[busy]

is it something we can do for next year's talent show?

[scornfully]

Gods no.

2/2

[scornfully]

Never mind.