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yes. but now you have to kiss me first.

You're really rather bossy when you want to be, aren't you.

yes.

Fine. I'll kiss you first.

some flowers wouldn't hurt.

I made a bad joke, Merlin, I didn't kiss someone else.

no, i just meant in general. flowers are nice.

What's your favourite?

sweet peas.

Why sweet peas?

because they grow wild and don't give a shit about anything.

So do weeds. And they strangle any flowers in their way.

why can't you just let me have my flower?

I just thought you might consider that perhaps being wild and uncaring isn't always a good thing.

unless you're a weed.

I like Graham Thomas roses.

how are they different from an ordinary rose?

What do you mean 'an ordinary rose'? Merlin. There's no such thing.

what about those long-stemmed red ones that everyone buys?

Just one member of the rosa family. And probably the most heavily tampered with, genetics-wise.

so you're saying that they're generic. i always thought so.

Most marketable things have to be generic. How else would anyone sell them?

do they sell those graham thomas ones?

Well yes, at garden centres. But not in the same mass quantities as red roses for lovesick couples.

maybe i'll buy you some.

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