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[scornfully]

❝Hi, this is Arthur Pendragon's phone. Leave your name and number and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Ta.❞

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[scornfully]

I can't say I've ever had the pleasure.

[busy]

me neither. we'll have a fish fry when you get back.

[scornfully]

Is that another of your strange American traditions? Which I'm sure you've been fabricating, by the way.

[busy]

it's southern.

[And Merlin isn't.]

and look, i've done nothing but educate you on the finer point of american customs.

[scornfully]

Of course it is. Now, remind me of where you're from?

[busy]

boston. what's your point?

[scornfully]

Nothing at all. You just carry on planning your fish party.

[busy]

oh i will. y'all better believe it.

[scornfully]

Stop that. And I never said you could count me among the attendants.

[busy]

stop what? and of course i planned on you being there, you're the guest of honor.

[scornfully]

That "y'all" business. And please tell me you're pulling my leg.

[busy]

that's how i talk now. and why would i be joking, that's how i got the idea in the first place.

[scornfully]

( Uh-oh. Arthur's having a thought. Quick, stop him before he hurts himself. )

You go through a lot of phases, don't you.

[busy]

my mind won't stay still.

[scornfully]

So I've noticed.

[busy]

do you think it's sexy?

[scornfully]

Not right now, no.

[busy]

maybe later? could be just a phase for you too.

1/2

[scornfully]

We'll see.

[scornfully]

Have you ever kissed a girl?

[busy]

you sister kissed me on the cheek at her birthday party. she smelled like strawberries.

[scornfully]

That's all good and well but it doesn't answer my question.

i swear i answered this who knows where it ended up.

[busy]

doesn't that count?

Pfft I went out anyway my love, all is well.

[scornfully]

It's hard to tell with you. Maybe if I phrase it as ... have you ever wanted to be with a girl?

i'm afraid i might've tagged someone else with it but can't find it. oh well!

[busy]

oh. no.