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[scornfully]

❝Hi, this is Arthur Pendragon's phone. Leave your name and number and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Ta.❞

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Comments

[busy]

i've always been bossy. you just give in more since i've been giving up the sugar.

you look really cute.

[scornfully]

"Tired" is the word you're looking for. Now make it fair and send one of you.

[busy]

[Attachment: 1]

why're you tired?

[scornfully]

Extra fluffy today. And I'm tired because it's Easter and father made me go to church at six this morning.

[busy]

it's easter? oh shit, tomorrow's half-price candy day!

[scornfully]

Again.

[busy]

arthur, if we're going to be together you're going to have to learn my four holy days.

[scornfully]

Of course. On the day that you celebrate my holy day.

[busy]

try me again next year.

[scornfully]

No. After the trauma of this year I'm never going to try again.

[busy]

you're making me your last. see, that's romantic.

[scornfully]

I'll never try again with you. I'll have to give my roses and chocolate hearts to someone else.

[busy]

not unless you want them to get melted chocolate and potpourri.

[scornfully]

Melted chocolate can be sexy.

[busy]

let's find out.

[scornfully]

No, let's not.

[busy]

ok then.

[scornfully]

I miss you.

he could dress up like a woman

[busy]

i know. i miss you too.

... That won't be necessary!

[scornfully]

My bed's big enough for two. You'll have to come and visit one of these days.

[busy]

how about thursday?

[scornfully]

Ha! I wish you could.

1/2

[busy]

i could smuggle some of my cheap chocolate.

[busy]

i could put it in a condom and swallow it.

[scornfully]

Or pack it in your suitcase like everyone else.