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[scornfully]

❝Hi, this is Arthur Pendragon's phone. Leave your name and number and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Ta.❞

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[busy]

and i'll say, 'yes please. and could you pass the rolls?' because i'm sure i'll still be starved after the flight. they don't even give out peanuts anymore.

[scornfully]

Is that a cleverly hidden fat joke?

[busy]

no, i just really like bread.

[scornfully]

I'll bring you back some brioche, then. Our cook bakes it - it's divine.

[busy]

what the hell is a brioche and how do you even say that.

[scornfully]

Bree-osh - it's French, idiot. Sweet and soft and delicious ... it's actually more like a pastry, but. It still counts.

[busy]

don't touch me.

[scornfully]

What ...

[busy]

learning about this just has me a little upset right now.

[scornfully]

... Would you rather I didn't bring you any?

[busy]

i just wish you could bring me some today. i just tossed a loaf of light bread across the room.

[scornfully]

In which case I'll try not to eat it all on the plane.

[busy]

i think you should swallow some in a condom.

[scornfully]

Yeah, I'm not going to do that.

[busy]

well don't eat it all! it's your fault that i feel this longing in my loins now.

[scornfully]

In light of all this I feel I should ask: are you more attracted to pastry than you are to me?

[busy]

no. you're my sugar daddy.

[scornfully]

We have to break up.

[busy]

not happening.

Dammit Mi I snorted my tea.

[scornfully]

Thankfully the decision isn't entirely yours.

scariest boyfriend ever tbh

[busy]

i will woo you back with a mixtape.

[Just 'Dark Horse' and 'Wrecking Ball' over and over again.]

Good thing Arthur kind of likes it ...

[scornfully]

A dick pic would probably do it. Or a face pic. Or a legs pic. Actually just any part of you in picture form.

[busy]

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will that do?

[scornfully]

All those feelings you had about the brioche? I'm having them about you. I think I hate you.

[busy]

we'll have a threesome when you get back. you, me, and the brioche.