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[scornfully]

Well I'm not a blackmailer.

[busy]

it's fine. you'd rather be right than be with me, so whatever.

[scornfully]

What, so now you don't want to go to the film festival either?

[busy]

i don't know. i doubt they'd let us go anyway.

[scornfully]

Funny how that didn't seem to have crossed your mind before right now.

[busy]

i'm sure we could think of something if we wanted to.

[scornfully]

Do you want to?

[busy]

yes. but now you have to kiss me first.

[scornfully]

You're really rather bossy when you want to be, aren't you.

[busy]

yes.

[scornfully]

Fine. I'll kiss you first.

[busy]

some flowers wouldn't hurt.

[scornfully]

I made a bad joke, Merlin, I didn't kiss someone else.

[busy]

no, i just meant in general. flowers are nice.

[scornfully]

What's your favourite?

[busy]

sweet peas.

[scornfully]

Why sweet peas?

[busy]

because they grow wild and don't give a shit about anything.

[scornfully]

So do weeds. And they strangle any flowers in their way.

[busy]

why can't you just let me have my flower?

[scornfully]

I just thought you might consider that perhaps being wild and uncaring isn't always a good thing.

[busy]

unless you're a weed.

[scornfully]

I like Graham Thomas roses.

[busy]

how are they different from an ordinary rose?

[scornfully]

What do you mean 'an ordinary rose'? Merlin. There's no such thing.