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[scornfully]

❝Hi, this is Arthur Pendragon's phone. Leave your name and number and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Ta.❞

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[scornfully]

I'm not back until the beginning of May, Merlin. For the love of God, go and make some friends.

[busy]

i already did. amusement potential: 8-10 hours.

[scornfully]

And how long is my amusement potential?

[busy]

it was going on about four months.

[scornfully]

So you like me best, then.

[busy]

you're surprised?

[scornfully]

More like pleased.

[busy]

i'm a catch?

[scornfully]

You're difficult.

1/2

[busy]

so i'm a good catch.

[busy]

do you like catfish?

[scornfully]

I can't say I've ever had the pleasure.

[busy]

me neither. we'll have a fish fry when you get back.

[scornfully]

Is that another of your strange American traditions? Which I'm sure you've been fabricating, by the way.

[busy]

it's southern.

[And Merlin isn't.]

and look, i've done nothing but educate you on the finer point of american customs.

[scornfully]

Of course it is. Now, remind me of where you're from?

[busy]

boston. what's your point?

[scornfully]

Nothing at all. You just carry on planning your fish party.

[busy]

oh i will. y'all better believe it.

[scornfully]

Stop that. And I never said you could count me among the attendants.

[busy]

stop what? and of course i planned on you being there, you're the guest of honor.

[scornfully]

That "y'all" business. And please tell me you're pulling my leg.

[busy]

that's how i talk now. and why would i be joking, that's how i got the idea in the first place.

[scornfully]

( Uh-oh. Arthur's having a thought. Quick, stop him before he hurts himself. )

You go through a lot of phases, don't you.

[busy]

my mind won't stay still.