inbox.

[scornfully]

❝Hi, this is Arthur Pendragon's phone. Leave your name and number and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Ta.❞

voice | text | call | email

Comments

[busy]

can't i do both?

[scornfully]

Do the fighting while I'm sleeping.

[busy]

but then when would i watch you sleep?

[scornfully]

... Hopefully never?

[busy]

what're you talking about, i've been doing it for weeks now.

[scornfully]

( Is he like Beast, does he have a magic mirror that shows him whatever he asks to see ... )

How?

[busy]

your cabin has rafters. i am the night.

[scornfully]

You're joking.

[busy]

yeah, i am. send me a picture of your face right now.

[scornfully]

[ Attachment: 1 ]

You're getting bossier you know.

[busy]

i've always been bossy. you just give in more since i've been giving up the sugar.

you look really cute.

[scornfully]

"Tired" is the word you're looking for. Now make it fair and send one of you.

[busy]

[Attachment: 1]

why're you tired?

[scornfully]

Extra fluffy today. And I'm tired because it's Easter and father made me go to church at six this morning.

[busy]

it's easter? oh shit, tomorrow's half-price candy day!

[scornfully]

Again.

[busy]

arthur, if we're going to be together you're going to have to learn my four holy days.

[scornfully]

Of course. On the day that you celebrate my holy day.

[busy]

try me again next year.

[scornfully]

No. After the trauma of this year I'm never going to try again.

[busy]

you're making me your last. see, that's romantic.

[scornfully]

I'll never try again with you. I'll have to give my roses and chocolate hearts to someone else.

[busy]

not unless you want them to get melted chocolate and potpourri.

[scornfully]

Melted chocolate can be sexy.

[busy]

let's find out.