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[scornfully]

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[busy]

is there going to be a quiz? is it a pop one? because i think it could pass one of those, it pops up all the time.

[scornfully]

Well now there is.

[busy]

i'll make sure to share the results with your dad. i bet he'll be so proud.

[scornfully]

I'll put in a request for smoked sausage that night, just to see whether he'll be able to finish it.

[busy]

i'll take it if he doesn't want it. 'i can always stuff another sausage in somewhere', i'll say.

[scornfully]

And then I'll ask "would you like a little more cream in your mash?"

[busy]

and i'll say, 'yes please. and could you pass the rolls?' because i'm sure i'll still be starved after the flight. they don't even give out peanuts anymore.

[scornfully]

Is that a cleverly hidden fat joke?

[busy]

no, i just really like bread.

[scornfully]

I'll bring you back some brioche, then. Our cook bakes it - it's divine.

[busy]

what the hell is a brioche and how do you even say that.

[scornfully]

Bree-osh - it's French, idiot. Sweet and soft and delicious ... it's actually more like a pastry, but. It still counts.

[busy]

don't touch me.

[scornfully]

What ...

[busy]

learning about this just has me a little upset right now.

[scornfully]

... Would you rather I didn't bring you any?

[busy]

i just wish you could bring me some today. i just tossed a loaf of light bread across the room.

[scornfully]

In which case I'll try not to eat it all on the plane.

[busy]

i think you should swallow some in a condom.

[scornfully]

Yeah, I'm not going to do that.

[busy]

well don't eat it all! it's your fault that i feel this longing in my loins now.

[scornfully]

In light of all this I feel I should ask: are you more attracted to pastry than you are to me?

[busy]

no. you're my sugar daddy.

[scornfully]

We have to break up.

[busy]

not happening.