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[scornfully]

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[busy]

so...why can't we shag regularly? for practice.

[scornfully]

Well. We could, I just assumed you were after a one-time thing.

[busy]

i don't share my chinese food with just anyone.

[scornfully]

Bring kung pao chicken.

[busy]

wear black undies.

[scornfully]

Thong, briefs or shorts?

[busy]

you have a thong? really?

[scornfully]

Is there a correct answer to that question?

[busy]

aren't they uncomfortable? they don't go up your ass? unless they actually do and you like it, which wouldn't work out so bad for me, actually.

[scornfully]

And now I want extra spring rolls.

[busy]

i choose it.

[scornfully]

Fine, but if you ask me a single question about it I'm calling it off.

[busy]

virgins are supposed to ask a lot of questions. it makes us endearing.

[scornfully]

Not about my bloody underwear you're not.

[busy]

i would ask what you'd like to see me in, but i've just got boxers.

[scornfully]

Merlin. It's fine. Besides, it's not like they'll be staying on for very long.

[busy]

don't be in such a hurry. you should savor the moment.

[Of seeing Merlin in his Scooby boxers.]

[scornfully]

Right - so you're going to tell me how I should be having sex. Okay then.

[busy]

i thought sex was more of a 'we' thing than a 'me' thing. because if it's not, i've been having sex for awhile now.

[scornfully]

You really don't need to talk me through your masturbatory habits.

[busy]

shouldn't you find that hot?

[scornfully]

I might, if it was happening in any way other than this.

[busy]

so tell me how i can make it that way.

[scornfully]

[ Seriously Merlin. ]

Well. You could tell me how you like to do it, and how it feels. Maybe what you think about while you do it too.

[busy]

[his ears feel hot just for reading that.]

you should already know how it feels.