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[scornfully]

Why are you taking this so seriously?

[busy]

i asked if you were joking. you said 'not even slightly'. how else am i supposed to take it?

[scornfully]

No, I mean why didn't you just laugh and tell me to shut up.

[busy]

shut up.

[scornfully]

Fine.

[busy]

why couldn't you just apologize? why do i have to laugh something off when i really think it sucks? i'm not like that.

[scornfully]

Because I don't know what I'm apologising for. I was carrying on and suddenly you're being all snippy with me and accusing me of blackmail!

[busy]

right. okay, you're completely innocent.

[scornfully]

Well I'm not a blackmailer.

[busy]

it's fine. you'd rather be right than be with me, so whatever.

[scornfully]

What, so now you don't want to go to the film festival either?

[busy]

i don't know. i doubt they'd let us go anyway.

[scornfully]

Funny how that didn't seem to have crossed your mind before right now.

[busy]

i'm sure we could think of something if we wanted to.

[scornfully]

Do you want to?

[busy]

yes. but now you have to kiss me first.

[scornfully]

You're really rather bossy when you want to be, aren't you.

[busy]

yes.

[scornfully]

Fine. I'll kiss you first.

[busy]

some flowers wouldn't hurt.

[scornfully]

I made a bad joke, Merlin, I didn't kiss someone else.

[busy]

no, i just meant in general. flowers are nice.

[scornfully]

What's your favourite?

[busy]

sweet peas.

[scornfully]

Why sweet peas?