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[scornfully]

❝Hi, this is Arthur Pendragon's phone. Leave your name and number and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Ta.❞

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[scornfully]

... Is that a threat? It sounds like a threat.

[busy]

no! there's no threat because i'm your protection! haven't you ever seen the bodyguard?

[scornfully]

Aside from the fact that I obviously don't need protection, how exactly do you imagine you've been doing it when I'm in England and you're in America?

[busy]

magic.

[scornfully]

I don't need a magical bodyguard, Merlin.

[busy]

now you're just trying to hurt my feelings.

[scornfully]

No I'm not. I'd just rather you spent your time with me with me rather than trying to fight off imaginary enemies.

[busy]

can't i do both?

[scornfully]

Do the fighting while I'm sleeping.

[busy]

but then when would i watch you sleep?

[scornfully]

... Hopefully never?

[busy]

what're you talking about, i've been doing it for weeks now.

[scornfully]

( Is he like Beast, does he have a magic mirror that shows him whatever he asks to see ... )

How?

[busy]

your cabin has rafters. i am the night.

[scornfully]

You're joking.

[busy]

yeah, i am. send me a picture of your face right now.

[scornfully]

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You're getting bossier you know.

[busy]

i've always been bossy. you just give in more since i've been giving up the sugar.

you look really cute.

[scornfully]

"Tired" is the word you're looking for. Now make it fair and send one of you.

[busy]

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why're you tired?

[scornfully]

Extra fluffy today. And I'm tired because it's Easter and father made me go to church at six this morning.

[busy]

it's easter? oh shit, tomorrow's half-price candy day!

[scornfully]

Again.

[busy]

arthur, if we're going to be together you're going to have to learn my four holy days.

[scornfully]

Of course. On the day that you celebrate my holy day.