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[scornfully]

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[busy]

they're green. that can't be natural.

[scornfully]

Do you even realise what you're saying?

[busy]

sometimes.

[scornfully]

Well, you're ridiculous. I hope you know that.

[busy]

but we're still on for the kiss, yeah?

[scornfully]

Only if you eat your sprouts.

[busy]

you're joking.

[scornfully]

Not even slightly.

[busy]

i refuse.

[scornfully]

Your choice. And your loss, too.

[busy]

don't be so sure. there's no conditions to mine.

[scornfully]

Fine, we'll take it back to a simple 'your choice'.

[busy]

i'm not eating what i don't want to eat.

[scornfully]

I'm not forcing you to. Would you like me to say 'your choice' again?

[busy]

but you won't kiss me if i don't, right?

[scornfully]

What can I say. We children of Aphrodite take after mum in little ways.

[busy]

and us kids of hecate are good at telling people to get lost.

[scornfully]

Would you like your note back, then?

[busy]

keep it. you never know when you might need some more blackmail material.

[scornfully]

What?

[busy]

you used my first kiss as leverage to get me to do something just to prove that you could. and you don't think that's a little bit cruel?

[scornfully]

Why are you taking this so seriously?

[busy]

i asked if you were joking. you said 'not even slightly'. how else am i supposed to take it?

[scornfully]

No, I mean why didn't you just laugh and tell me to shut up.

[busy]

shut up.