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oh dear lord.

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I think I'll leave you to enjoy that one yourself.

[busy]

can you have a fetish all by yourself?

[scornfully]

Of course. A lot of people do.

[busy]

do you?

[scornfully]

Do we really need to be discussing this yet?

[busy]

does it embarrass you?

[scornfully]

It just isn't something I want to talk about before I even know your favourite colour!

[busy]

green. but i refuse to eat anything green.

[scornfully]

What about vegetables?

[busy]

not the green ones.

[scornfully]

Why not?

[busy]

they're green. that can't be natural.

[scornfully]

Do you even realise what you're saying?

[busy]

sometimes.

[scornfully]

Well, you're ridiculous. I hope you know that.

[busy]

but we're still on for the kiss, yeah?

[scornfully]

Only if you eat your sprouts.

[busy]

you're joking.

[scornfully]

Not even slightly.

[busy]

i refuse.

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Your choice. And your loss, too.

[busy]

don't be so sure. there's no conditions to mine.

[scornfully]

Fine, we'll take it back to a simple 'your choice'.

[busy]

i'm not eating what i don't want to eat.

[scornfully]

I'm not forcing you to. Would you like me to say 'your choice' again?