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[busy]

gotta keep you on your toes. some people like to kiss them too, you know.

[scornfully]

I had no idea.

[busy]

it's called a fetish. i might pick one up.

[scornfully]

I know what it's called, Merlin!

[busy]

you said you had no idea. now who's being contradictory.

[scornfully]

I was obviously being sarcastic.

[busy]

weren't that obvious. anyway, shouldn't you be more interested in hearing about my fetish?

[scornfully]

Oh, terribly sorry. Do tell me all about your fetish.

i'm so sorry, it's him not me.

[busy]

two words: finger sucking. especially after eating fried chicken.

oh dear lord.

[scornfully]

I think I'll leave you to enjoy that one yourself.

[busy]

can you have a fetish all by yourself?

[scornfully]

Of course. A lot of people do.

[busy]

do you?

[scornfully]

Do we really need to be discussing this yet?

[busy]

does it embarrass you?

[scornfully]

It just isn't something I want to talk about before I even know your favourite colour!

[busy]

green. but i refuse to eat anything green.

[scornfully]

What about vegetables?

[busy]

not the green ones.

[scornfully]

Why not?

[busy]

they're green. that can't be natural.

[scornfully]

Do you even realise what you're saying?

[busy]

sometimes.

[scornfully]

Well, you're ridiculous. I hope you know that.

[busy]

but we're still on for the kiss, yeah?