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[scornfully]

So you've done that before, then.

[busy]

nah. unless you count miss keller, the pretty substitute teacher who kissed the top of my head once in first grade.

[scornfully]

Why do you think you'll like it better, then?

[busy]

it's just more exciting. soul meets soul on lover's lips and that. you know, hookers will have sex with you for money, but they won't kiss. i asked one.

[scornfully]

... You asked a prostitute to kiss you.

[busy]

no! i just took her coffee and asked about it.

[scornfully]

I've heard that some of them don't mind kissing. I think it depends on their own personal boundaries.

[busy]

okay, but the fact is that all of them will have sex for money but only some will kiss. ergo kissing is more important. and ergo's a really weird word.

[scornfully]

Yeah? Well I've kissed a lot of people but I've only had sex with a few.

[busy]

see how good it is?

[scornfully]

But wouldn't you say that it's "less important" if I don't mind kissing lots of people?

[busy]

wouldn't, nope.

[scornfully]

Contradictory as ever, I see.

[busy]

gotta keep you on your toes. some people like to kiss them too, you know.

[scornfully]

I had no idea.

[busy]

it's called a fetish. i might pick one up.

[scornfully]

I know what it's called, Merlin!

[busy]

you said you had no idea. now who's being contradictory.

[scornfully]

I was obviously being sarcastic.

[busy]

weren't that obvious. anyway, shouldn't you be more interested in hearing about my fetish?

[scornfully]

Oh, terribly sorry. Do tell me all about your fetish.

i'm so sorry, it's him not me.

[busy]

two words: finger sucking. especially after eating fried chicken.

oh dear lord.

[scornfully]

I think I'll leave you to enjoy that one yourself.

[busy]

can you have a fetish all by yourself?

[scornfully]

Of course. A lot of people do.