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[scornfully]

Good, because I am not having sex with you on our first date. You're sixteen for God's sake - it'd be positively indecent of me.

[busy]

i don't think it counts as cradle robbing when the robber in question is less than a year older.

[scornfully]

That's not the point, Merlin.

[busy]

so what is?

[scornfully]

It's not exactly gentlemanly, is it.

[busy]

i don't know. i think it could be, if it's something they wanted to do and you knew that you'd be good to them.

[scornfully]

Have you had sex before?

[busy]

no. have you?

[scornfully]

Yes. And it'd be wrong of me to be your first if you're not absolutely sure, which usually takes more than one date. You see?

[busy]

well i'm sure that i want to kiss you, and we haven't even had a date yet.

[scornfully]

Well. I'll definitely let kissing happen.

[busy]

i'm betting it's better anyway. not that i'm doubting your prowess or anything.

[scornfully]

Why do you think that?

[busy]

it's just. you know. kissing.

[scornfully]

So you've done that before, then.

[busy]

nah. unless you count miss keller, the pretty substitute teacher who kissed the top of my head once in first grade.

[scornfully]

Why do you think you'll like it better, then?

[busy]

it's just more exciting. soul meets soul on lover's lips and that. you know, hookers will have sex with you for money, but they won't kiss. i asked one.

[scornfully]

... You asked a prostitute to kiss you.

[busy]

no! i just took her coffee and asked about it.

[scornfully]

I've heard that some of them don't mind kissing. I think it depends on their own personal boundaries.

[busy]

okay, but the fact is that all of them will have sex for money but only some will kiss. ergo kissing is more important. and ergo's a really weird word.

[scornfully]

Yeah? Well I've kissed a lot of people but I've only had sex with a few.

[busy]

see how good it is?

[scornfully]

But wouldn't you say that it's "less important" if I don't mind kissing lots of people?